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. 5 Chinese, Chu, Bu, Hu, Fu and Su decided to immigrate to the US. In order to get a visa the

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. A very rich lawyer is approached by the United Way.

. Customer: Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter: Please sit down sir, we serve everyone. ~~~~~~

This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction,

. A PJ to end your day... ----------------------------- Two policemen are called to the scene

. A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I want you to give me 12-year scotch, and don`

. An eighty-four-year-old man goes to the doctor for his routine checkup. The doctor says, “So, how

This could happen to you. I was barely sitting down in the toilet when I heard a voice from the o

How is a woman like a laxative? They both irritate the Sh!t out of you. ******** All the de

. A young boy asks his dad, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it t

. Three guys were standing at the top of the Empire State Building in NYC.

A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, She confides this News to her moth

Moral of the story: In these days of cost cutting, leave office early!!

. An elderly man takes his wife to the doctor because she's acting funny. The doctor runs the b

. She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. Then one fine day I caught h

. A couple is in bed sleeping when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over a

. An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem: "I Fart all t

. An American, a Britisher and an Indian went for a hike one day. It was very hot, they were sweati