I could send you an on-line swearing dictionary.

But it may be inappropriate.

It is very funny though.

Lots of very very rude terms and phrases I guarantee you have never heard before.

But be warned it is very very rude.

Or you can have a packet of crumpets.

Or shall I think of something else?

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It dun't really matter.