My wife/husband/brother/sister/aunt/uncle/cousin/niece/nephew/friend/friend of a friend/neighbour/cleaner/guy i met in the gulf cinema car park/ swears his wife/husband/brother/sister/aunt/uncle/cousin/niece/nephew/friend/friend of a friend/neighbour/cleaner knows of someone in the ministry of "insert name here" who has been told unofficialy/officialy/not at all that Pork product will be coming to Doha soon