have been perfected over the years. I find the most effective way to drive in the mornings is to have a lit cigarette in my left hand and a full cup of coffee in my right. At the same time I have my cell phone propped under my chin as I shout loudly (who needs hands free?) into it. I also have the seat tipped way back for relaxation and I steer with my knees. I also like to leer at girls in adjacent cars. I also make sure that under no circumstances do I ever use my blinkers and I never have my headlights on at night, just the parking lights.

I recommend this as I have never had an accident and I have only caused about thirty. 

Fairy tales don't tell children dragons exist. Children know dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children dragons can be killed. G.K Chesterton