You women should think of us men as pet dogs. You love us and forgive us when we make a mess but don't take us too seriously.

Half the time when we upset you or misunderstand you, we are in complete ignorance of what we have done and we don't understand what you are saying to us most of the time either.

Like I said, look at us as pet dogs. 

Just call me Tigasin. That's what I'm talking about