And I not referring to adult diapers ;) Although, I'm sure many a college frat boy has worn those while at a party.

If your mom pampered you, you have not a clue. If you mom prepared you for life outside of the home, then you may stand a chance. If you are well off - fugghetaboutit.

"Smell checking", probably all bachelor men do it to some degree or another. I guess those men with a good 'ol factory stand a better chance at a first date :)