What do pigs put on cuts? ...Oinkment.
What do you call a cow with one leg missing? ...Lean beef.
What do you say to 50 cent when he gives you a sweater? ...Gee, you knit?
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
How many letters are in the alphabet? ...24 because ET went home.
What would you have if everyone in your country owned a pink kia? ...a pink carnation
Grampa and granny were playing tennis Grampa lost He hasn't been found yet
What do pigs put on cuts?
...Oinkment.
What do you call a cow with one leg missing?
...Lean beef.
What do you say to 50 cent when he gives you a sweater?
...Gee, you knit?
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
How many letters are in the alphabet?
...24 because ET went home.
What would you have if everyone in your country owned a pink kia?
...a pink carnation
Grampa and granny were playing tennis
Grampa lost
He hasn't been found yet