What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
...Hose A and Hose B

What do you call Vasoline in German?
...Vienerschlide

Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?
...Because he wanted mashed potatoes

Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into a meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.

Which Knight drools alot?
...Sir Liva

Which Knight makes pottery?
...Sir Amic

Did you hear about the one-legged ballerina?
She had to wear a one-one

Do you know what they called her?
Eileen

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