I know that its rather contoversial but really you Indians are simply bally awful drivers - but there are reasons:
You wobble your heads incessantly
You are always looking for a chance to spit out of your car windows
Cars in Qatar dont have what you are used to - handle bars with jingly bells and festooned with jingly glitter.

Yours contoversially!

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