some short/some funny quotes on relegion/ the lack of it:

*God has no religion

*Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die

*If God doesn’t like the way I live, let him tell me, not you..

*If you have two religions in your land, the two will cut each other’s throats; but if you have thirty religions, they dwell in peace...

*The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.

*I considered atheism, but there weren’t enough holidays

*Men will wrangle for religion, write for it, fight for it, die for it, anything but live for it

*Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by rulers as useful

*An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support

*I believe in God, but I’m not too clear on the other details

*Of all bad men religious bad men are the worst.

*A fanatic is someone who cannot change his mind and will not change the subject.

*Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer

*Religion is a pill best swallowed without chewing