Sad news from the International Boy Band Convention in Mallorca today. Turns out no amount of lube could make Steven Gately Take That in the Boy Zone. The coroner has released his report claiming that Gately was found lying Blue and Wet Wet Wet after taking it N sync from too many Backstreet boys at once. He was quick to point out that no individual killer could be named as all the suspects Busted out of their McFlies at the same time.