britexpat - I'm embarrassed to admit this, but my aunt asked me if Qatar was in the Saudi Arab Emirates. I explained that Qatar was a country NEAR the UNITED Arab Emirates and that Doha was its capital. She then asked me what was the difference between the Saudi Arab Emirates and the United Arab Emirates. I explained that the Saudi Arab Emirates is a country that doesn't exist...

CBD - I'm doing the best I can, one happy story at a time!