yo Rizks

yo mama's so fat she jumped for joy and she got stuck!!

Oiii mangal pandey

Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and it broke

Yo lincon

Yo mama's so ugly she walked into a bank and they had to turn off the cameras

Yo somewhereinthmiddle

yo mamas so stupid she got knocked down by a parked car

what are u laughing at whyteknight ???

Yo mamas is poor when i rang ur door bell she said ting ting!

ohh yeah mr funny guy Expatgeezer ??

Yo mamas is soo poor she has cornflakes with a fork to save milk

and for you my britexpat

Yo mamas is so old she has jesus christs pager number

An for my not so funny Umm-e-Muhammad

Yo mama's so old she never had an history lesson.

And finally to me

I am so freaking ugly when I was born my mother said what a treasure my dad said " Lets bury it "