Britexpat, now in his middle ages, had been considering coloring his hair. One day, while flipping through a fashion magazine, he saw an ad for a hair-coloring dye featuring a hunky young model who was sporting a great hairstyle with a shade that Britey liked.

To get a second opinion, he asked Mrs. Britexpat, "How do you think this shade would look on a face with a few wrinkles?"

Mrs. Britexpat took the magazine from him, crumpled the page with the ad, straightened it out and observed it again.

"Just great, darling."