Dracula is driving down to Kerala for the Eid vacations, when he spots his friend Ksarat standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Ksarat is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

Dracula gets out of the car, walks all the way out to Ksarat and asks him, "Hey buddy, what are you doing?"
Ksarat replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks Dracula, puzzled.

"Well I heard they give the Noble Prize to people who are out standing in their field."