Two elderly friends, Britey and Rizks from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when Britey turns to Rizks and says: 'Rizks, I'm 70 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'

Rizks says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'

'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'

'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.