Hello, everybody. I am not good at introduction but in search of my questions i landed here. Can some beautiful ladies and handsome guys help me out in finding out the truth.

Why is the third hand on a clock called a second hand?.
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
Is there another word for synonym?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?

I hope in the name of humanity, somebody will help me out.

O and btw, I am Deadman, 6 feet tall, Brown in color, 85 kg in weight, living in qatar as a Bachelor, absolutely love make FRREENNDship with Handsome Girls (LOLZ).

Good morning Smoke, the cat with a tail on fire :P