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- I was at the checkout of a Kmart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill

Occasionally, when I eat an apple I like to see how big of a bite I can take. But when Rizks doe

HELLO, my name is Miss Magret.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon.

April 1 is called FOOL'S day after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579 in Christchurch. So

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Ok so I go for my runs every evening to try and get fit before the holiday season yadda, yadda, yadd

* You wear at least any one of the following: a gold chain, a gold bracelet, a gold anklet, gold rin

The $100 TATTOO: Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Eileen, says, "Where in the hell h

Women Friends chatting in office. Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours? Woman 2: it wa

This is apt for all of them "Gold-Diggers" ;-)

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the foll

I’m a knuckle-head and have a knack for putting my big foot into my even bigger mouth. Earlier today

A former Israeli soldier posted photos on Facebook of herself in uniform smiling beside bound and bl

Ok this may or may not start a cultural/racism riot... depends on how you guys take it...

If you had not heard of Narayanan Krishnan, as I had not, it is a collective failure. This is one of

Happy Independence Day to all my American buddies out here on QL. So much for your friendship, I nev

Looong, but FUNNY!!! The 76-year-old woman walked down the hallway of Clearview Addictions Clinic

Is there any tattoo parlour in Qatar? I need extensions to my tat and i dun wanna go all the way bac

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